Very cute plastic grass seperators, that you use to um... seperate things. Like foods. In a fancy way. Shut up, they're awesome!
Then I searched high and low to find tiny soy sauce dispensors. They also had some shaped like naked babies, but a.) I did not think my fiance would like that so much and b.) THE SAUCE SQUIRTS OUT OF THEIR HEADS. Both of these led to these little ones, like tiny ketchup bottles and little fish. Much more normal.
Then, I found these. They are some sort of new soy-based wrapper that you can use like seaweed. I do not know if they are tasty, I only know that they were colorful, seemed like they could be useful, and on sale! ($2.89 vs. $5.98 at Fred Meyer where I saw them later. Yeah, I would not have paid that.)